From Emazing.Com's Fun And Games Newsletter
During a Papal audience one day, a businessman approached the Pope and said, "If you can change the last line of the Lord's prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily chicken,' Kentucky Fried Chicken will donate $10 million to Catholic charities."
The Pope answered, "That I cannot do, my son."
Two weeks later, the businessman was back again. This time he offered the Pope $50 million.
The Pope answered, "That I cannot do, my son."
A month later, the businessman tried one last time, offering $100 million, and the Pope finally accepted.
At a meeting of the Cardinals the next day, the Pope told them he had good news and bad news.
"The good news is that we now have $100 million for our charities! The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!"